Holy shneikie!!!! I just got a phone call from some organization that had a draw that I entered who knows when. It turns out that they drew my name and I won two Canucks tickets AND a 2-for-1 voucher for a Carnival Cruise. Now before getting all excited about it, I was like, ok, right, and what 2 hour time share presentation or $500 lifetime membership to a furniture "discount" store hoop do I have to jump through before MAYBE winning these tickets?
I asked all the skeptical questions I could think of, but, it turns out, there were none! I entered, they drew me, and I won! Thoughts immediately jumped to spring break cruises or what have you...
"I just need to ask you a few qualifying questions"
Oh great, here goes. No, wait, that's like one of those "skill testing questions" or something, right?
"Maam, this promotion is for couples... are you currently married or living common-law with someone?"
"Ok, I'm sorry maam. Then you don't qualify. But I'll put your name back in the box for hte draw next week for blah blah blah..."
Crap. Tell me again, WHY didn't I jsut say yes? Oh right. Lying is bad. Phooey to that.
Dumb lady. Call me and get me all excited about my sweet prize, then take it away from me! How RUDE!