Hello there! I *am* still alive, and I have all kinds of stories from the last ten days of my life (hooray for holidays!) but I thought I'd share this spectacular little gem first. Even better than river farting, people. Eeeeeven better.
So. I had my friend Peter over to watch a movie last night and managed to spectacularly embarrass myself.
Scene: Two guys out in the wilderness arguing over what to do: Dude 1 tells dude 2 that he's going to disappear into the woods, and that Dude 2 should just go back to Dude 1's wife and tell her her hubby is lost in the woods.
Dude 2: Do what you want! Go out into the wilderness! Fine. Become one with nature. Go hump a sasquatch. Whatever. But I'm not going to lie for you.
Me: Go hump a sasquatch?!?! Really? Cause that's not exactly the logical progression that *I* would think of. Become one with nature. Next step? HUMP A SASQUATCH.
Peter: Umm... I think he said "hunt."
Me: Ah. Well that would make more sense, now, wouldn't it?
*hides head under pillow*
8 comments:
HA!!!!
Heehee! Well, it's not that far off the mental path that usually follows the phrase "become one", right?
Hillary! These last two posts? Oh the chuckling I just did in your direction. Humping and River farting: Two things we're glad Hillary wasn't literally doing in the name of summer fun. BAHHA! :D You're so crazy!!
You're so ridiculous... With boys you never know though, right?! :)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Thanks for the laugh! :D
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
That was fresh!
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