Well, let me introduce you to my dad, via an email he sent me tonight. Him and my mom are preparing to go on a cruise in a few days...
Hi honey !
We are running around stuffing undies in bags so I guess that means we're really off (off what I'm not quite sure)
It's Sunday aft and we leave Tues morning but this is one more thing off my plate.
Just wanted you to have our "details" so you will know where to scrape up our drippings if we get squished by a giant alien with purple eyes and fed to it's six headed suckling spawn …. *
Some times I just don't know ! <<...>>
I'll include them here and in an attached werd doc fer convenience …
Any Q's call we'll be in n out tonight n tomorrow
Yeppers. That's me dad. He's the bestest dad a daughter could ever want - full of wisdom and love, and would do (and has done) anything for us.
He's just a little bit of a wacko.