As I walked into my classroom this morning, Lenny* - one of my grade two students - and his friend Tyra were playing a game of "Would you rather..." As I fumbled for my keys, this is what I heard.
L: Would you rather... get married and after you are in the bed, pee your pants... or.... eat five rattlesnakes and throw up?
Well now, what would YOU choose?
Oh man. These kids crack me up!
* Update: ok, you HAVE to read the comments. They're hilarious! *
6 comments:
What makes this a difficult question for me is that the first option has two parts. The marriage part AND the peeing part. If I get to marry someone I'm totally nuts about, then heck yeah, I'll take a little peeing in the bed one time just so I can get the "Married the best guy in the world" part! But anything less and I'd probably go for the snakes...
And now, I am officially caught up on reading your blog! :)
Well now... I would hope that if I were in the bed after getting married, I wouldn't be wearing any pants to pee?
I heard rattlesnakes were kind of tasty--could I cook them first? I'm not sure about the throwing up part, though; that might require some sort of emetic. Hmmmm...must ponder.
Absolutely 110 percent sure that I would rather eat rattlesnake and throw up. I dont think I would ever live the pee in pants down.
Hmm. Tough choice for someone in grade 2. I think it comes down to who I'm marrying. Then again, who wants to throw up five rattlesnakes? Thanks for the comic relief.
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