Wednesday, September 05, 2007

BIG NEWS!

I've been eagerly awaiting the brochure and the ads for the next episode of Survivor - even more so than the other seasons. Why's that? Oh my goodness, it's the biggest secret EVER, and it's been SO hard to keep...

I'M ON IT!!!!!!!!

Man, it was SUCH an experience! The challenges... the people... You know, I really enjoyed spending time with my tribe. I'm not allowed to tell you when I was booted, but I made it WAY longer than I thought I would!

The brochure and the ads are finally out. There they are - pictures of ME! Even some of the photos are mine - credited to me right there on the brochure! Man, such memories. Looking at the photos, I REMEMBER those people. Her... her... him... MAN what an experience.

I was thinking this morning how COOL it will be to finally be able to announce it to the blogosphere! Hehe, you can all see me in live action! WAHOOO. It'll be on the season after this one! SAH-WEEEET!

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So I'm fully awake now, but it took quite a long time of groggy figuring to realize that, no, Hillary. No, you weren't actually on Survivor. But all the memories were there! Not of the camera crews, but of the people, of playing games, of getting voted off. But not at tribal council. I even remember the CLOTHES I was wearing - one of the photos in the brochure was of me in an old green shirt I have, and my maple leaf baseball cap.

But come on, when would I have done it, anyway? Well, remember? I took a year off after university, that's when I applied and went.... noooo, that's when I moved up north to the land of ice and snow! :P Aaaaand, that was six years ago. But really. It took a loooong time to realize that I had just had a crazy, whacked out dream. You know what was the final dose of reality?

I was fully clothed in the pictures!

hehehe!

10 comments:

Jean said...

Wow...you sure have vivid dreams! :)

Rachelle said...

That's hilarious! I hope you don't feel like you're going through Survivor in class today though!

RosieBoo said...

You had me going there for a while. I was even rolling the thought in my head "Wow, I can make a blogpost out of this and link to someone who'll be on Survivor!!" Ok, I'm a Reality geek. :)

Melissa said...

How do you know this isn't the dream...

-Melissa
(Just messin with ya! ;) )

Anne said...

You are hilarious...one never knows what they'll get when they click on your page... ;)

Shelli said...

Ok...I was like "HOLY CRAP...HILLARY WAS ON SURVIVOR???"

You TOTALLY had me going for a little bit.

Boo....BOO HISSY ON YOU! You meany pants!

nachtwache said...

I could totally see you doing survivor, it sure sounded real at first. You're funny.

Jenn said...

I just had a heart attack, thank you very much! I totally was freaking out, wondering how on earth I was going to watch Survivor this year when I've never been able to watch more than 1/2 an episode before and when did you possibly do all this, and.... oh yeah ... dream sequence...

:P

Emily said...

Ok, so you totally had me going. That would have been AWESOME.

sarah cool said...

i was so confused!!!!!!!!!!!!